Kamesen: *sitting on the couch, drinking Lucky Charms straight from the box*
Mario: KAMESEN *shouting from the other side of the couch*
Kamesen: AAGHAGHAHAGH- *stops drinking cereal for a moment, stares at Mario with stuffed cheeks*
Mario: Stop drinking cereal and go do something productive!
Kamesen: *high-pitched close-mouthed scream*
Mario: STOP IT.
Kamesen: *chew chew swallow* Listen, PUNK-
Mario: -don't call me that-
Kamesen: I put in HARD HOURS at the office.
Mario: *snorts with laughter*
Kamesen: So quit giving me a HARD TIME.
Mario: *busts out laughing*
Kamesen: HARD ENOUGH as it is with all this guff.. *waves arm in the general direction of a bunch of guff piled up on the other side of the room*
Samus: *runs in* Disgraceful *blasts it*
Kamesen: Samus, that is not how we clean our rooms.
Samus: Eat it, couch weasel.
Kamesen: I-.. *sits up straight* I was gonna go exercise! I promise! Sort of!
Samus: So what happened, eh? *polishes her gun arm*
Kamesen: My knee started exploding. *conks himself on the knee* OW.
Mario: Well don't HIT IT, dumbass!
Kamesen: But I hate it! I hate my knee!
Knee: I'm old and no one loves me.
Kamesen: SHUT up!
Mario: When your knee gets better you better get your ass out there and exercise.
Kamesen: *shoves more cereal in his mouth* I've been doin' what I can!
Mario: *crosses arms over his chest and raises one hell of a skeptical eyebrow* Oh yeah? Like WHAT.
Kamesen: *glances side to side nervously* P-.. uh, upright plank.. position.
Mario: *narrows eyes, raises eyebrow higher*
Mario: *narrows eyes so tightly that he's just closing his eyes now*
Mario: ....zzzz... *scowling in his sleep*
Kamesen: *sticks marshmallows in his nose*
Mario: GAAHJAHHGSFHSF *flails violently*
Samus: *laughs her ass off*
Mario: Quit it! *bristles his moustache* We gotta watch the news!
Kamesen: I don't want to.
Mario: *fiddles with the remote* It is your civic duty.
Kamesen: ..Civic.. tis a funny word, my lord.
Samus: From the Latin, 'cīvicus', 'pertaining to a city or citizens'.
Kamesen: Oh. Ok.
T.V: Bloop *turns on*
Mario: *screams and throws the remote*
Kamesen: LAY IT ON ME YOU PIECE OF SH(truck horn)T.
Senator: WE GOTTA BAN THE GAY!
Kamesen: You can't ban a sexual preference.
Person: *runs in* I LOVE MY DOG. ..CARNALLY.
Kamesen: *squeezes his eyes shut tightly, pointing blindly at the person* Except that one. You can ban that one.
Person 2: *runs in* I LOVE KIDS. ..CARN-
Kamesen: AND THAT ONE. FOR F(fog horn)CK'S SAKE *throws a vase of flowers at the people* **SMASH**
People: GAHAGHGSFJH *fall out the window and explode*
Senator: Yeah yeah whatever we gotta ban the GAY.
Senator: BECAUSE IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
Senator: BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST GOD'S WILL.
Kamesen: *glances at nails* Try again.
Senator: BECAUSE IT'S HURTING THE ECONOMY.
Kamesen: *scratches a mustard stain on his shirt* Nope.
Senator: Because it makes me uncomfortable.
Kamesen: HEYYYYYyy we have a winner!
Senator: *brightens* I.. I win?!
Kamesen: No. F(clown shoe)ck off, floppy, you can't ban something just because it makes you uncomfortable.
Senator: *hangs head*
Kamesen: Aww, there there. You'll forget it even matters to you in a couple weeks.
Mario: *throws a crumpled up bag of chips at the senator* What else ya got, chump-o?
Senator: **bap** Eyehhhh *cringes* Um, WE NEED TO BRING RELIGION BACK TO THE SCHOOLS!
Kamesen: *shrugs* There's religion in schools. We learned about all sorts of religions in history class. Buddhism, Islam, Hindu-
Senator: No, no I mean-
Kamesen: *sighs* You mean bring Jesus back to the schools.
Kamesen: Isn't he already in the church?
Senator: Well yes but he really needs to be in the schools.
Kamesen: *shrugs* Why? Don't the kids go to church?
Kamesen: Why not?
Kids: We don't want to!
Kamesen: How come, young'ns?
Priest: *in a church* WE NEED TO BAN THE GAY!
Senator: I like the way he talks!
Kamesen: Yeah well kids don't, hence the decline of religion in America/the world.
Senator: WE NEED TO BRING JESUS TO THE KIDS.
Samus: And your solution, instead of removing hatred and bigotry from the church, is to inject the church into the schools?
Kids: Oh boy I want to learn about dinosaurs!
Teacher: *sighs* No, today we're learning about how Jesus hates gay people I guess.
Mario: Great job, senator. Now the kids are gonna stop going to school!
Senator: WHAT?! NOOOO!
Kamesen: Which means that we'll have a decline of religion AND education in America.
Mario: *whispers* A decline of America.
Senator: THIS IS HORRIBLE.
Kamesen: YOU'RE horrible, jackass!
Senator: AAAH *throws himself out a window*
New Senator: Separation of church and state. Kids, go to school.
Priest: GAY IS BAD.
New Senator: Stop your shit.
Priest: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.
New Senator: Hmm.. you're right.
Priest: Aww. Alright. *preaches love and tolerance and whatnot*
Teacher: *teaches about dinosaurs*
Kamesen: Zz-- *wakes up* Huh? Wuh.. I had the most amazing dream. Is America all better now?
Mario: Naah it's still a sh(beep)thole.
Kamesen: DAMN IT